Monday, February 15, 2010

Darty stuff

Have you ever found yourself chuckling ?
That too when there's no one around?
I actually tend to chuckle quite a bit...with the little strokes of genious that keep happening with me.....I mean really, if you ask me, I find myself pretty clever (no modesty here :P) .....and when I make a smart joke to myself, or say something clever, I find myself ...u guessed it...chuckling.

Its a funny word, ain't it? 'Chuckling' ....try saying it out loud 10 times continuously, and u'll know its funny.....come to think of it, a lotta words are....

So as an update, thought I'd tell you of how I grandly, majestically, royally, magnanimously (??) celebrated Valentine's this Sunday....
Only, I didn't.

Went to an Xbox gaming joint ..... yea, now I pay for playing on the console :( ....mine is at home naaa!
Hey, c'mon now...going and playing with myself ( Read: XBOX) on Valentine's isnt as bad as it sounds..... esp. when I had to turn down my flatmate's offer of going to dinner...... "Dude, wat's wrong with you, its Valentine's ..I'm not going anyplace with YOU tonight !"  .....


Oh Oh OH... I haven't told you.... I recently came up with one of the brightest ideas since I've been living alone...... I asked myself..what does the playpen of a 20 something guy need?  What's the one thing that if present, makes coming home worthwhile everyday, and makes you thank your stars that you live in its vicinity...under its sheer awesomeness, you grow in wisdom, strength and Manhood......

ermmm..... I'm pretty darn sure that after my incredibly helpful description you haven't a clue what I'm talking about...... I brought a DARTBOARD !!!  woohoo!!

It's just SO much fun ! ....believe me, once you start throwing those darts, you won't wanna stop.....when your dart penetrates the board, it feels so....powerful......u just have to feel it yourself.......




Here's some pointers ...for I know I've inspired you to get one of your own....

1) Buy a dartboard made of cork....the tournament sized one....DO NOT buy the magnetic board..u gotta grow up now!.....besides, Dad ain't here to remind you "Never play with pointed, sharp objects"   ....

2) Make sure u got a bunch of chicks looking when you pay for it at the counter.....that's a rule.really. 

3) Before setting up the dartboard, get Beer. lots....side effect :  holes in your wall

4) OR, you could put up what's called a 'backboard' ...its designed for this very purpose.... seriously...a jolly eve of drinking and darts...the phenomena where you invite friends over, open the beer you'd bought, THEN start throwing darts.
Caution: For those who can't handle their booze, no darts allowed, lest you'd like to puncture more than just walls .

5) There's some technical advice too..... by the book, the bull's eye should be exactly 5 feet, 8 inches from the ground. Also, when throwing the dart, stand exactly 9 feet, 1/4 inches away (really now?).

There....all you gotta do is get one of your own.....or you could just come over and ask me if I'd let you play.....mwahahaha..... (hey, this is my blog, lemme be bossy ! )


cheerio

PS: The title....chuckle....!

12 comments:

Choco said...

Aha! Thanks for the reminder. I so wanted to buy a dartboard, sometime last year..And forgot all about it...Until now! So..Thank you- For the pointers.

1) Yeah. I had no intention of buying the magnetic one. Euch! Yuck!
2) Ohhkk...But how will that help?
3) Ohhkk...Girlie thought.."Is it a good cleaner for the dart board?" :p
4)..
5)..
Will fill up later...Toodles! :)

mohit said...

hehe..... for #2 : its a guy thing ;)

suruchi said...

I just found myself chuckling on this one...
I think I am pretty inspired now to get a dart board...
Btw...Rule no. 2 applies in case of both genders, right?

P.S. I find u pretty clever too;-)

nil said...

Hahaha!! Chucking myself indeed!!
Nice post :)

Oye! where have u been? haven't seen u on my blog for SO long?!!

Mind Writer! said...

ChucklingChucklingChucklingChucklingChucklingChucklingChucklingChucklingChucklingChuckling... ... I actually said Chuckling 10 times after reading this. And guess what? I was Chuckling! :D

Guess what I did on Valentine's day? I spend the whole day doing one pathetic assignment! And my bf did the same, at our respective homes! The deadline was near and we couldn't go out. We even talked about the assignment over the phone! Yeah zaalim zamana or the unromantic us! :(

Dart games? Is is that much of fun? Couldn't relate to it! Yeah, may be it's a guy thing!

angels with demonz said...

chuckling...chuckling...chuckling...itoo said it ten times and laughed alot after....
seriously DARTBOARDING.....how bored are u MOHIT??
But somehow u make it sound soo much fun...
By the way i liked that idea of beer and dart...might make it an official party thing at my place...
keep up the good work! Mohit...
empty mind is also a verry creative place....
tathaastu!

Zeba said...

HEY!!! I commented at a couple of blogs and came right here!! And guess why i like this post the best??? Guess guess???? Haha... coz u recommended a CORK board over a magnetic board... GET IT??? lol... i am so freaking bad at this dart thingy that it makes me happy when it is ANYWHERE on the board!! Cool or what?? I didn't do anything for Valentines either... I think its cool not to celebrate love only on one day! wht say?

mohit said...

@suruchi
umm...yea, actually.... I'd be pretty impressed if I saw a girl buying a dartboard...I mean, thats cool :D

@ nil
glad u liked it :)
n sry bout that..will try n be more regular :D

Madhu said...

LOL..dartboard gyaan there eh??..What about the peolple who do not drink...will i still get the target?? :P:D

mohit said...

@ Shomoita
awww.... We all have sum crappy Valentine's..hope u compensate for it soon !
and it IS fun ! tell u wat...get a dartboard, get ur friends over...and u'll see ;)

@angelz
thanks..glad u got a party idea from this :)

@Zeba
hahahahahahahaha
CORK...such a coincidence !
:P
hmm... aren't we the rebels...Love minus Valentine's ! woohoo :D
clever .

mohit said...

@madhu

hehe...of course!
practice makes perfect ;)

Prithwish....... said...

hmm..cork bord over a magnetic one..cool:)